On the State of Mustachelessness

According to a very reliable (and important) study, men with mustaches earn, on average, 8% more than men who do not. They also earn, on average, 12% more than men with beards. BUT, mustached men also spend an average of 11% more than the mustacheless. Which means they are 3% more broke. And mustacheless men also reserve for themselves a reliable way of disguising themselves when they embark on clandestine operations.